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Joke of the Day
"I changed my mind Wife: I changed my mind... Husband: Does the new one work?"
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"Turkey shoots down Russian jet it's too soon to tell, but insiders report his actions were in hopes of receiving a presidential pardon before thanksgiving hits."
"What did the zero say to the eight? ""Nice belt, fuckface."""
"Sitting in the back of a police car ""Excuse me, could I have the AUX chord, please?"""
"your Lonely Score is the maximum number of forks a takeout place has given you for your single person food order. my score is 4"
"What's the best thing about living in Switzerland? I'm not really sure. The air is clean. The mountains are beautiful. The flag is a big plus."
"Honda made a car called the CRX before. Now they make one called the CRZ. They skipped the one in the middle because the prototype was so bad, it made them CRY."
"My friend got a job as a metronome. I said, is that a regular thing?"
"A horse walks into a bar Several people got up and left at the potential danger in the situation."
"Artist Prince has passed away at the age of 57 I guess this is what it sounds like when doves cry."