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Joke of the Day
"Sometimes you just have to grab the bull by the balls before you realize ""This can't be right."""
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"You want to know the problem with cocaine? It's not all it's cracked up to be."
"Not in a hurry - Alcoholism Is A Slow Death! - And we are not in a hurry!"
"2 out of 3 isn't bad. Unless you come home from the park with 2 out 3 kids. Then it's bad"
"""Would you like to partake in resistance training?"" ""No."" ""That's what I like to hear."""
"I bought Fenugreek from a Drug Dealer It was a little *Methi*."
"Mean Insults, Good Comebacks, Insulting Quotes - Itchyflight.com http://www.itchyflight.com/mean-insults-and-comebacks-good.html"
"Q: Which game did the cat want to play with the mouse? - A: Catch."
"Gandalf: It is in men that we must place our hope Elrond: Have you seen their tweets"
"Q. What did the Syrians use to light their homes before candles? A. Electricity."