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Joke of the Day
"Q: Which game did the cat want to play with the mouse? - A: Catch."
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"A Swiss Army Knife is a lot like a pod of dolphins... Multi-porpoise!"
"If Jesus died for our sin... Who died for our cos and tan?"
"Shouldn't you pet him first? Two guys are in a park and see a dog licking it's nuts. First Guy: ""Damn I wish I could do that"" Second Guy: ""Shouldn't you pet him first?"""
"How does an Old lady vagina feel? ever fed a pony?"
"Do you ever have to fart But end up shitting in your sisters mouth?"
"Unroll wrapping paper. Shoo cat away Turn to get gift Shoo cat away Get tape Dammit cat Get tape Wrap up cat Wrap up gift Pet cat"
"Just realized that 90% of Disney cartoons involve lying about your identity to get someone to love you."
"Outsize Clothes-buying by Ellie Fant"
"How do you piss off a feminist? Don't worry, she's already pissed off."