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Joke of the Day

"2 out of 3 isn't bad. Unless you come home from the park with 2 out 3 kids. Then it's bad"

"Why can lesbians leave town faster than gay men? A lesbian can just lickitey-split, a gay man has to pack his shit first."

"I ate some bad Greek food now I falafel."

"Super joke! Leaps over your head in a single bound! Which is impressive, considering it's always in the clouds..."

"I asked my North Korean Friend how it was there... He said he couldn't complain"

"Why does Saturn have rings? God really liked it so he put rings on it."

"What's the difference between a middle school flute player and a dress maker Dress makers tuck up frills"

"She's got a great personality! It's the other 6 personalities that I'm worried about...."

"Did you hear about the Knock-knock joke champion? He won the no bell prize."

"What are Hillary Clinton, Elizabeth Warren, Ruth Bader Ginsburg, and Theresa May doing in a room together? ...playing bridge."