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Joke of the Day
"2 out of 3 isn't bad. Unless you come home from the park with 2 out 3 kids. Then it's bad"
Next Joke
"I want to go on the record by saying I love my family but if I have to spend any longer with them you'll be seeing me on the 6 o'clock news."
"Which trees have the most friends? The poplar ones."
"Wearing crocs is like being blown by a dude... It feels great until you look down and realize that you're gay."
"There are some things Black people can't really say... Like, ""Skinny Macchiato"" Or, ""Too-da-loo"" And, ""Thank you for your help, Officer."""
"What did the asian do after receiving a test with a bad grade? Bangladesh"
"If NASA are ever going to send someone to mars to collect water samples, They're going to have to planet very carefully!"
"7 barges into bathroom while I'm showering, laughs & says ""I saw your peanut."" He either mispronounced a word or made a hurtful observation."
"There's safety in numbers. Tell that to 6 million Jews."
"What breaks when you give it to a twelve year old? Her hips."