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Joke of the Day

"I bought Fenugreek from a Drug Dealer It was a little *Methi*."

"What do you call a slutty egg? Over easy!"

"North Korea is becoming like that annoying person that always threatens to close their Twitter account from lack of attention."

"If you see a swarm of jellyfish, DO NOT enter the ocean. It's a no-brainer."

"Why don't women tip bartenders? They don't give a tip because they take the tip."

"Imagine being the sound guy when Drake's rapping about doing it all on his own with no help. He must be like ""wow um oook?"""

"Remember when you were a kid and the teacher said you can be anything you want to be? Luckily I chose lower middle class and overweight."

"How do you know when the king of Egypt is horny? ...From all the Pharaoh moans."

"God lets you know where you stand with him by how tangled your headphones get."

"Why did the boy take a ladder to school? He wanted to go to high school."