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Joke of the Day
"Not in a hurry - Alcoholism Is A Slow Death! - And we are not in a hurry!"
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"Guess I should've left..""Guest appearance on Cops"" off my resume"
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"An 11-year-old student of mine just told me this. What do you call a singing computer? Adele."
"When you read an unfunny joke: downvote it."
"If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first? The dog because he shuts up after you let him in."
"Me: Do you ever feel like you're an imposter? Psychiatrist: Get out of my chair Me: Interesting *writes 'thinks he's the psychiatrist'*"
"This one needs your full participation! Say it out loud. Say the word ""silk"" 3 times Now, what do cows drink?"
"What's the difference between Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump? Trump wears more makeup."