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Joke of the Day

"This hot fudge sundae hasn't killed me so it must be making me stronger."

"[Being murdered while eating a salad] Please sir will you stab the spinach out of my teeth don't let them find me like this"

"Don't cha wish ya girlfriend was a clinically depressed cat owning weirdo like me"

"An Irish walks past a bar. ..."

"Start presentation with joke My boss asked me to start the presentation with a joke. I attached payslip on the first slide..."

"What is the difference between a physicist and a biologist? A physicist is atoms studying themselves, while a biologist is cells that study themselves."

"To its credit, only like 8% of doing the Macarena involves heiling Hitler."

"What does a panda say when it's out of food? Chute"

"Terri Schiavo jokes will always be funny They don't have the right to die."

"Q: When a 16-inch viola and a 17-inch viola are dropped simultaneously from a 30-story building which one hits the pavement first? A: Who cares!"