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Joke of the Day
"A new rehab center for pill addicts is open Its called Oxy Clean"
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"Do you know what the secret of encouragement is? Of course you don't."
"What's a capitalist's favourite dessert? PROFITeroles. Bad, I know."
"Wish the trash would take me out for once."
"A patriotic Helen Keller song... ""Helen Keller went to town, riding on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it 'Maughhghariianoo oohhghhoo onooa oooaughhahg'."""
"Life is a suicide mission."
"what do you get when you squeeze a synagogue? Jooouice!"
"What did the Nazi say to the pregnant Jew? I see you have another Jew in the oven."
"What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? Can you make me one with everything?"
"""I'm getting sick of eating airline food all the time."" Said the Malaysian shark."