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Joke of the Day

"I could solve the energy crisis if there was a way to harness the power of how precisely wrong the airport security line I always pick is."

"Did you hear Aerosmith's new song about chocolate milk? It's called ""Sweet Emulsion"""

"What does a vegetable get in bowling? A-spare-I-guess"

"When it comes to distinguishing male genitalia from female genitalia... There's a Vas Deferens."

"Let me be clear, I don't want to die alone. However I want to be left completely alone until that moment."

"Whats reddits favorite tv show? The OC."

"We are probably the first generation that will have our user names on the headstone"

"How can you tell if a pilot is in the room?"

"Surprised to hear five people were shot at a Chris Brown show, most notably because why were there that many people at a Chris Brown show?"

"Why should you serve Eggs Benedict on shiny metal dishes? Because there's no plate like chrome for the Hollandaise."