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Joke of the Day
"What's ISIS's favorite Country Band? Allahbama"
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"Poor Richard Simmons. He got tangled in his work-out mat, and now he's a fruit roll-up."
"But seriously- how do Superheroes even go to the bathroom? I mean, look at their costumes."
"How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb? Only one, but the light bulb really has to want to change."
"I like my women how I like my salad dressing Extra Virgin"
"I hate it when people need constant re-assurance. You know what I mean?"
"I made a bet with the butcher that he couldn't reach the meat on the top shelf...... .......He refused as the STEAKS were too high!!"
"Is venison deer? No really. Only paid a couple of bucks."
"Short Jokes As a short person, I don't understand short jokes. They always go right over my head."
"Just once, I'd like to see an honest Facebook status, like ""happy birthday to my average-looking, sort of friend, Amanda!"""