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Joke of the Day

"What's the best thing about Sweden? Well, their flag is a big plus..."

"What has four legs, and if it fell out of a tree it'd kill you? A pool table"

"Wal-Mart Why are there no Wal-Marts in the middle east? A: Because there are too many Targets"

"what do you call a girl on a swing with no arms? Sarah. Knock Knock... Whos there? Not Sarah"

"What do you call an orgy with five black people? A threeway"

"Why didn't Ken ever get Barbie pregnant? because he always came in another box."

"eer booze and fun!' 'What happened when the barman died? The police held an inn-quest"

"Here's an offensive joke, what's black and white and eats like a horse? A zebra, you bastard."

"Good news: It works the other way around. I entered ""internal bleeding"" & ""unconscious"" in WebMD and it said I have a stuffy nose. Phew."

"I can always count on the local cemetery for free Mother's Day flowers."