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Joke of the Day

"What do you call an orgy with five black people? A threeway"

"How do you tell if a feminist is on their period? You can't."

"Do you like apples? How bout I fuck you in the ass, how'd you like them apples!"

"TIL that semantics is a contraction of ""Semite Antics"" That's not true, I made that up just now. You are a racist."

"I got 99 karma but link ain't one."

"How do you keep a redditor wait I'll post the answer tomorrow"

"The thing about human relationships is that one person can be so overcome by a moment while the other person is thinking about KFC..."

"I work for the government which means I have to enter 2 passwords in order to print documents that are open to the public."

"Cop: Know how fast you were going? ""55?"" Cop: Faster. ""217."" Cop: Um, no, 72. ""24?"" Cop: I already told y- ""Negative 6?"" Cop: Get out."

"I went to a nice Cuban restaurant last night, I say restaurant but it was more of a Castro pub."