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Joke of the Day

"What do you call an orgy with five black people? A threeway"

"The award for best X-Man goes to... Caitlyn Jenner."

"Why do scuba divers flip backwards when going into the water? Because if they flipped forwards they'd still be in the boat"

"What do sex and air have in common? It's no big deal unless you aren't getting any. Heard on the radio."

"They have a sea food place at Sea World. How morbid. What if I'm eating a slow leaner."

"WIFE: You can't tell kids they're grounded anymore ME: Why not? W: They weren't our kids M: You did see how badly they packed our groceries?"

"We were so much better at drinking and driving in the 80aTMs. You kids today really fucked it up."

"Had no idea why my salad was $175, 'til the waiter explained that they only use Beets by Dre."

"Who are the fastest readers in the world? [Can be disturbing] The New Yorkers. Some of them go through 110 stories in 10 seconds."

"What did the buffalo say to his kid when he sent him off to college? Bison"