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Joke of the Day
"Here's an offensive joke, what's black and white and eats like a horse? A zebra, you bastard."
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"Apparently, saying ""Wow, you've grown since I last saw you"" isn't deemed socially acceptable when said to adults."
"Why did did the convicts escape? Billy Eichner has a theory... Billy Eichner says I bet those escaped convicts are going to see Ted 2."
"Q: How do you catch a rabbit? A: Hide in a meadow and make carrot noises."
"There are 10 types of people in this world, those that understand hexadecimal, F the rest."
"There's two fish in a tank, and one says ''How do you drive this thing?'' Two soldiers are in a tank. One turns to the other and says ""GLUGGLUGBLUGBWOOABB"""
"What do you do when you are riding a horse, and a cheetah and ostrich are chasing you? You get your drunk ass off the carousel!"
"What time of day is it in France right now? Mourning"
"Help! I need funny jokes for a 9 year is at camp! Know any kid jokes that are actually funny? Please tell me what they are"
"I decided not to have any children. I kid you not."