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Joke of the Day
"Here's an offensive joke, what's black and white and eats like a horse? A zebra, you bastard."
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"Me: ""What's the haps, yo?"" 19yo niece: ... Me: ... 19yo niece: ... Me: ""I'm sorry."""
"What happened to the car-salesman who was spamming in r/Germany? He got autobahned"
"An island for people who tell other people to smile"
"Have you heard the joke about Oprah's new line at Starbucks? It's a warm, comforting, medium-dark roast."
"What did Hamlet say to his cat? Get thee to a nyanery!"
"Did you hear about the woman with 12 breasts? Sounds crazy, dozen tit?"
"Overheard a teenager watching Armageddon for the 1st time (after Bruce Willis blows up): ""lol at least the hot one lived (Ben Affleck)."""