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Joke of the Day

"New York: The city that never sleeps. Berlin: The city that never sleeps until Sunday. Paris: The city that never sleeps alone."

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"Grammar Nazis see things only two ways The Reich way or the wrong way"
"The photo technician got caught masterbating to people's photos They charged him with ""indecent exposure"""
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