198919
Joke of the Day
"Why wasn't Hitler invited to the picnic? Because he burnt all the Franks."
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"What is Robb Stark's least favorite band? The Fray"
"On a scale of Casey Anthony to Jerry Sandusky ...how much do you love your children?"
"What do you call a mushroom with a 12 in stem? A fungi to hang out with"
"whats the difference between rush limbaugh and the hindenburg? ones a flaming bag of hot gas the other is a blimp"
"Don't judge a man until you walk a mile in his shoes. Unless he wears Crocs. Then, feel free to judge all you want...."
"I was in a gang once we used to carry pocket knives & wear all green with blood-red bandanas around our neck. Wait, that was Boy Scouts."
"At what age does Ryan Gosling have to change his name to Ryan Goose"
"What did the business man say to the gangster? Pull up your fucking pants."
"Is it true animals can sense danger? The cat's been wearing a helmet all week, and it makes me nervous."