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Joke of the Day

"Did you find my horse well behaved? Indeed whenever we came to a fence he let me over first!"

"Two blondes talking... ""I took a pregnancy test the other day..."" ""Oh dear, were the questions hard?"""

"Knock Knock Who's there ? Cheese ! Cheese who ? Cheese a jolly good fellow !"

"1 out of every 5 kids face hunger the other 4 turn away"

"Me: we're throwing a surprise party for Tim Wife: don't you hate Tim? Me: [filling balloons with bees] yes"

"Why does Bernie Sanders use Snapchat? Damn E-mails!"

"What do you call a spelling mistake on a map? A topographical error."

"I could add boolean operators to my search... OR NOT"

"What's the temperature inside a tauntaun? Luke warm."

"So I bought some shoes off my drug dealer. And I'm not sure what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day."