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Joke of the Day

"I went to subway today, and they gave me the wrong sandwich oops, wrong sub."

"Did you hear about the blonde who got detention for flirting with boys in class? She told the teacher she wanted to go down in history..."

"How was copper wire invented? A Dutchman and a Scotsman fighting over a penny."

"One minute without you feels like 60 seconds."

"I was really angry when my wife tried to sue me for impotence But luckily they couldn't make it stand up in court"

"What does a sheep say after walking into a disgusting, dirty bar? Ew."

"schrodinger's joke. It's funny and not funny at the same time, until you tell it to someone."

"What do you call a long bike ride with a bunch of cheap wine? Le Tour de Franzia"

"""Your place or mine?"" ""But, sir, I just met you. What makes you think I would be interested?"" ""Lady, let's be honest - why else would a 35-year-old woman be at carburettor exhibition?"""

"How do you make an archaeologist blush? [repost for spelling] You hand him a dirty tampon and ask him what period it's from!"