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Joke of the Day

"What cheese does a piano princess eat? Mozart-rella!"

"I keep all of my fishing equipment in one place. That's what sea shed."

"Son, when I was your age, our video game controllers were hard wired to the console. And Mario had to walk uphill both ways to the castle."

"Hey, having a good conversation with the cashier? Great. Hurry the fuck up. We have lives, sort of."

"I once had some food cooked for me by a prostitute... ...it was a nice ho-made meal."

"Legos Are Like Boobs They're meant for the kids, but the dad ends up playing with them."

"Where did the Nazis send the Juice? To the concentration camps."

"A Roman walks into a bar... He holds up two fingers and says ""I'll have five beers"". (Not mine)"

"Twenty years ago my mother almost aborted my brother. Yesterday he died in a fight with a cloakroom attendant. The coathanger still got him in the end."

"A city worker was removing a stray bar extending out in to a sidewalk at forehead level... Thousands of comedians pummeled him to death, and the jokes continued."