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Joke of the Day
"When does a non-believer become a dirty kafir infidel? When he leaves the room."
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"If my calculations are correct, slinky + escalator = everlasting fun."
"Remember kids, if a stranger offers you drugs, say thank you because drugs are expensive."
"I just installed a new app on my phone that lets me know which of my friends are racist. It's called 'Facebook'"
"Mom: Take out the trash *I take the trash on a lovely date* Mom: Not what I meant *I assassinate the trash in an ally* Mom: Still wrong"
"DENTIST: Been flossing? ME: Yup D: [reaches into my mouth & pulls out a copy of the NY Times dated 7/5/14] I put this in there last time"
"Join The Army, visit exotic places, meet strange people, then kill them."
"Doctor: Are you on any antidepressants? Me: You mean like nachos? Yes."
"April fools day on a news channel Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one - and let the other one off."
"Do you like whales? Cause I thought we could ""Humpback"" at my place."