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Joke of the Day
"How many Trumps? How many trumps could donald trump trump if donald trump could trump trumps?"
Next Joke
"3 biggest women lies :) 1. I will not change after marriage. 2. I forgive you. --- EDIT: 2. It's fine. I forgive you. 3. I am going shopping. I will be back in 30 minutes."
"We don't have wifi in Tennessee. I just pray my tweets into my phone and let Him (#Christ) do the rest."
"What is the definition of a farmer? Someone who is outstanding in his field. *hehehe* Credit: Laffy Taffy"
"[me trying to do magic] Is this your card? ""No"" Is THIS your card? ""Not even close"" What about THIS? ""Trent thats literally a piece of ham"""
"I got a new job working in an underwear factory I'll be pulling down 800 a week"
"Why didn't kids make fun of argon in high school? They never got a reaction out of him."
"""STOP apologizing. You're sorry, he gets it, Jesus. You spilled a glass of wine, not fucked his wife."""
"Why did Maria Shriver marry Arnold Schwarzenegger? To breed a Kennedy that could take a bullet."
"How many gay men does it take to change a lightbulb? ""Ummm ... forget about the changing the lightbulb, honey, maybe let's start with changing those curtains"""