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Joke of the Day

"Why didn't kids make fun of argon in high school? They never got a reaction out of him."

"Yo mama is so stupid She thought the Hardy-Littlewood inequality was a theorem relating dick sizes."

"Midgets wouldn't creep me out nearly as much if they were autotuned."

"You remind me of my appendix... You remind me of my appendix. I have no idea what you do, but I'd love to take you out."

"I can teach you to write in steps. I call it stair-case...."

"Two roommates were arguing... About who gets to use the microwave first. Then things started getting heated."

"Why are babies always gurgling with joy? Because it's a nappy time."

"I wondered why the ball was getting bigger, then it hit me... Tesicular cancer"

"IPhone 7 headphone jack [removed]"

"How do you get the walls of your house as bright as they can possibly be? Use LED based paint."