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Joke of the Day

"Why didn't kids make fun of argon in high school? They never got a reaction out of him."

"My biggest problem with passive smoking is having to follow the smoker around."

"- Hello, princess. Can I call you princess? - No. - OK then, Mr. Smith, let's just get started with your prostate exam."

"Short, but good nonetheless Every ""yo mamma"" joke has been done thousands of different times, by thousands of different people. Just like yo mamma."

"Girl, did you fall out of heaven? Cause you're showing signs of deranged cognitive abilities in your brain highly suggestive of Post-concussion syndrome."

"Mom: why are your eyes dilated Me: your eyes dilate up to 45% when you look at something you love Mom: what were you looking at Me: memes"

"Atleast my crippling depression keeps me going I'm a real self-loathivator"

"So a crossfitter, an atheist, and a vegan all walk into a bar How do I know? Because they told everyone in the place within 30 seconds"

"Have you heard about the Rabbi who did circumcisions for free? He worked for tips."

"Did you hear about Disney's new Star Wars/ Highlander crossover? The tag line is ""There can be Obi-Wan."""