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Joke of the Day
"Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new piano? Neither has he."
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"Q: What are the small bumps around a woman s nipples for? A: It's Braille for 'Suck here.'"
"What do you get when you cross a onion and a donkey? A piece of ass that brings a tear to your eye"
"Watched an old man pay in all quarters and my only thought was ""he must keep all the money he pulls from behind kid's ears"""
"What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a 4-year old child? Eric Clapton never would have let his bag of coke fall out a 53rd-story window!"
"Thanks for warning me to be careful after I slipped & fell. I'll be sure to wish you luck on your lab test results at your funeral."
"What's your favorite ""grosser than gross"" joke? Mine is hickey on a hemorrhoid."
"What lies at the bottom of the sea and twitches? A nervous wreck."
"What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dre"
"I bet Usher shows everyone to their seats at his concerts."