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Joke of the Day

"How much does a pirate pay for an ear piercing? A buck an ear"

"As a gamer, who experiences little to no drama, I'm always so confused about this game referendum. They're not playing video games, they're playing drama, the game. I hear it got bad reviews."

"What do you call a gay Irisham A Gaelic"

"I must be fucking great in the sack Every girl I've ever had sex with has told me she wishes it had been longer!"

"""Dad, what's the difference between love and lust?"" - Well, ya know your teddy bear? ""I love it"" - While you're at school, the dog lusts it."

"What's the difficult part about having a dingo for a pet? It takes 10 months to give it a good meal"

"How do you make 5 pounds of ugly fat really attractive? Put a nipple on it!"

"I used to hate the Stockholm syndrome After a while however, I realized that it wasn't too bad after all."

"Since I started looking, I've noticed instances of confirmation bias all over Reddit."

"One jihadist said to another, ""How many infidels do we kill?"" He answered, ""Allah them"""