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Joke of the Day
"One jihadist said to another, ""How many infidels do we kill?"" He answered, ""Allah them"""
Next Joke
"If you meet a woman who says your name with the same passion she says pumpkin spice latte you should marry her immediately"
"My friend got in an accident that caused the whole left side of his body to be amputated off He's alright now"
"Yo Momma so fat she clogs up the tunnel even after rush hour."
"My old dog What do you call a dog with no arms and no legs? Nothing. He wont come when you call."
"I have over 500 FB friends but only 6 actual friends. And, I don't even like 2 of them..."
"A man walks into a bar... While his wife sits at home crying, because his crippling alcoholism is destroying their marriage. Happy Wednesday..."
"I went to an extremely attractive female doctor today for my annual checkup. She told me that I had to quit masturbating. I asked why and she said, ""Because I'm trying to examine you."""
"What ""c word"" describes my girlfriend and why I'm not getting any? Carpaltunnel"
"What profession was once highly respected, but is now a complete joke? Nigerian Prince Thanks r/askreddit for the idea"