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Joke of the Day
"Why are most demolitions experts happy? They get the best blow jobs in town."
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"You know what I hate the most about suspense?"
"What did they call the Mexican cleaning robot? Aye CaRoomba"
"Kids, you can grow up and be whoever you want ........ it's called identity theft."
"Reddit is a meltigpot There are rants about melts and 420 blaze it *crickets chirping*"
"Why did the alcoholic chop off the little boy's legs? He wanted his *Kidneys*."
"How did Jared Fogle lose so much weight? because he chose from the kids menu"
"What did the proctologist say when his nurse handed him a beer? ""I meant a butt light."""
"King Arthur's birthday party at the round table. King Arthur looked down at the pastries and asked ""Are these all Cake?"" ""Two are pie"" replied Sir Cumference"
"Why did the trout leave the cult? They were too sacrifishal"