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Joke of the Day
"You know what I hate the most about suspense?"
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"What's the roughest part about being a 7-year-old in Liberia? The mid-life crisis."
"""Honey, why are there broken condoms on the backyard?"" And that's when his wife replied shouting: ""I ALREADY TOLD YOU TO STOP CALLING THE KIDS THAT!"""
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"What spends a good 3 hours a day in my hand? *hint* it starts with P and ends with S. Pens! :D ... wait what were YOU THINKING?!?!?!"
"Still wake up in a cold sweat thinking about my love note that was passed to the wrong boy in kindergarten."
"What do you call Mike Tyson without any arms? Whatever you want"