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Joke of the Day
"Why did the alcoholic chop off the little boy's legs? He wanted his *Kidneys*."
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"The color black is out drinking with his friends. Black says to the bartender, ""Hey, something isn't right. Where is all the color white?"" Bartender says, ""dude, this is a gray bar."
"Did you hear about the cliff in Helen Keller's backyard? Neither did she."
"What do women share in common with a condoms? They spend more time in your wallet than on your cock."
"Notice how ""me"" comes first in merge? There's a reason for that."
"Apparently im amazing at managing my credit card My bank keeps sending me letters saying my account is outstanding"
"[David Attenborough narrating my life] Once again the young offspring attempts to leave the nest. Once again he has flown into a wall"
"What has 50 legs but cant walk ? Half a centipede !"
"What's a pirate's favorite sexual partner? Can't legally consent because they're retarrrrrrrrded."
"[NSFW] My wife and I kept on arguing about who should be on top of whom during sex. Now I'm not saying I won, but I came out on top"