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Joke of the Day
"Why did the trout leave the cult? They were too sacrifishal"
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"DUMBLEDORE: Say hello to our new Defense Against The Dark Arts teacher, Professor Totally-Not-Working-For-Voldemort. SNAPE: Dude, seriously?"
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"There's a hole in the nudist camp's wall The police are looking into it."