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Joke of the Day
"All I want for Christmas Boy: I want a brother for Christmas. Santa: Send me your mother."
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"[DAD JOKE] My friend and I like bone jokes... ...But this time, we want you to humerus."
"What does Monsieur Homer say after spilling water on himself? D'EAU!"
"The stock market is like a woman.... ....when she goes down, you buy more"
"3 rings in a man's life 1. Engagement ring 2. Wedding ring 3. Suffering"
"I heard you put your dick in peanut butter jar... That's fucking nuts"
"What do you call a small Mexican? A paragraph."
"The real magic of Christmas is how quickly money vanishes from my wallet."
"If Two Chainz orchestrated 9-11 He'd be called Two Planes"
"I raised the alarm at work today... The midgets were furious."