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Joke of the Day
"The real magic of Christmas is how quickly money vanishes from my wallet."
Next Joke
"What does the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?"
"Reading two books simultaneously is educational. I just learned that Cardinal Richelieu huffed and puffed and blew the 3 little musketeers."
"What does a grizzly wear under his fur? Under-bear."
"What a rip off. There's no pot in this chicken-pot-pie."
"What did the boy with no legs and arms get for Christmas? Cancer"
"i didn't get your text because i'm lying"
"My superpower is making people laugh. Which would be great if I was trying to be funny."
"Drank the liquid from my Magic 8 Ball and now I can predict the future with even less accuracy than I could before."
"An only child invented the boomerang."