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Joke of the Day

"What does Monsieur Homer say after spilling water on himself? D'EAU!"

"After sex last night... ...my new girlfriend snuggled up next to me and said, ""You know, you are by far the biggest I've ever had"". Apparently ""Ditto"" is not the right response."

"My wife and I are doing role reversal to spice up our sex life... She's going to be the aggressor, and I'm going to lay there like a corpse."

"""How is this grilling you?"" - mom's 44th question"

"Why do black people have nightmares? The cops killed the ones that had a dream"

"A movie theater was robbed of $150 worth of candy The thieves took 2 bags of M n' Ms and a small soda"

"Did you hear the one about Hellen Keller? Well neither did she."

"I had to take my son's dirty diaper off today. I don't know why I was wearing it in the first place."

"I like my women like I like my coffee. Cold."

"Money can't buy happiness, but it can help you look for it quicker, in a convertible."