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Joke of the Day
"If Two Chainz orchestrated 9-11 He'd be called Two Planes"
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"Mmm piece of candy What smells like candy and tastes like fish?"
"What did the Irishman text his Wife? ""Honey I'm down at the pub having a pint with the lads. Be home in about 30 min. If I'm not back by then please read this message again."""
"Why don't you buy your wife a watch? There's already a clock on the stove"
"[eulogy] ""Before we get started I'd like to ask Jenny, Dawn, Rachel, the deceased's 2 sons and the entire front row to put down your phones"""
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"Number of ways to start a terrorist attack: 321 BOOM!"
"""What does it mean when you see a flag flying at half-mast outside of a mostly white high school?"" They're hiring."
"If the opposite of ""pro"" is ""con""... What's the opposite of progress?"