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Joke of the Day
"If Two Chainz orchestrated 9-11 He'd be called Two Planes"
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"One. How many psychics does it take to change a lightbulb?"
"My psychologist says I have trouble identifying my emotions Not quite sure how I feel about it"
"Being a gentleman never goes out of style."
"My philosophy to everything I do are governed by the three E's Excellence, Efficiency, and Intelligence"
"""Morning sickness"" should also be used to describe the hatred of waking up in the morning. ""Sorry I was rude. I had morning sickness."""
"I saw a documentary about how ships are held together It was riveting"
"Save your money ...you never know when your friends will need it."
"Is Google male or female? Female - it doesn't let you finish a sentence before correcting you and making a suggestion."
"I asked my wife what my rapper name should be. She suggested, ""2-PAAQ"" 2 pumps and a quiver. :'("