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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between pizza and a jew? Pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven."

"I tried to make a clock with no battery for the digital clock competition but it didn't count."

"A blind guy walks into a bar... ...then a table, then a chair, then another chair..."

"The other day I held the door open for a clown I thought it was a nice jester."

"What do you call The Dynamic Duo after they got hit by a steamroller? Flatman and Ribbon"

"My friend got bitten by a snake and he fell to the floor and started writhing around. It's amazing how fast the super powers kick in."

"What did earth say to the other planets? You guys have no life!"

"""My goodness, you've grown a foot since I last saw you..."" ...said the doctor in Chernobyl."

"The beauty of a text message is that it transcends time. You respond at your leisure. Unless it's from your wife, then you have 30 seconds."

"Terri Schiavo jokes will always be funny They don't have the right to die."