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Joke of the Day

"[KK] Broken pencil Knock knock. Who's there? Broken pencil. Broken pencil who? ... nevermind, there's no point"

"Why did the blonde have square boobs? Because she forgot to take the tissues out of the box"

"I like Ouija boards It's the only game I can still play with grandma."

"If a seagull lives by the sea... If a seagull lives by the sea, what do you call a bird that lives by the bay? A Bay Gull"

"What is a primate's ideal salary? A gorillian dollars per year."

"What's black and doesn't work in an office? Decaf coffee!"

"VJ Day Because Hirohito was a cunt."

"I need to know your best 'Yo Mama' Joke. I just got schooled in a Yo mama rank fest(Yes i'm 39, so what) and I need some serious ammo to get back at this ass. Thank you all."

"My paper boy is Jamaican... My paper is always late, and it's always rolled nice and tight"

"What kind of ideas do blind people get? Brailleant ones. Sauce: Am blind."