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Joke of the Day

"A barber was arrested yesterday in my area for selling drugs. I've been his customer for years. Didn't even know he was a barber..."

"Men's underwear should be called ""manhole covers"""

"When is a door not a door? When it's AJAR!"

"Rumor has it, some people get things accomplished without whining about it. Not my style. Interesting concept, though."

"Somewhere a guitarist sets down his instrument, pours gas on it, & lights it ablaze while Miley Cyrus naked on a wrecking ball shoots to #1."

"I like my women how I like my government: open and unprotected."

"Yo mama is so fat, she tried to eat Cornelius Fudge."

"Just heard Kim Kardashian's new song. All I'm going to say is that, for as many black dudes as she bangs, I expected more."

"Your body is a temple. Congrats on the expanding congregation!"

"How can north korea tell if it made a ship or a submarine? By how fast it sinks."