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Joke of the Day

"You know what Schwarzenegger is up to these days? He's an exterminator."

"People say you can't live without love... i think oxygen is more important"

"[Romeo and Juliet as turtles] ROMEO: Death hath sucked the honey of thy breath JULIET: I'm just stuck on my back R: we're turtles, Juliet"

"Making a good baby joke is easy But the delivery is a bitch."

"My Dad wondered why he got so many spam emails about circumcision... I told him they probably got a tip off."

"What do you call a Japanese kid the explodes? A loli-pop"

"How many suh dudes does it take to change a light bulb? None, its already lit fam!"

"I just saw an article titled ""Can We build a Real Jurassic Park?"" DID YOU FORGET WHAT HAPPENED IN THE MOVIE?!"

"What's a woman's best curve? Her smile."

"Sometimes I wish real world conversation had a 140 character limit."