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Joke of the Day
"Why did The Walrus go to a Tupperware party? He wanted to find a tight seal."
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"I hate it when I open Twitter and miss a week of work."
"At what time does a dentist have the most business? Tooth-hurty"
"What did one bum cheek say to the other? After all that shit we're still together."
"Q. Where is the best place in a book store to find a man who is handsome a good lover and a stimulating partner? A. In the pages of a romance novel."
"Don't know what to do Wife : Whenever we keep the money in the bags our son steals it, I don't know what to do? Husband : Keep it in his books. I know he will never touch them...."
"I used to be a werewolf... but I'm alright noooooooowwwwww!"
"A barber was arrested yesterday in my area for selling drugs. I've been his customer for years. Didn't even know he was a barber..."
"What's an Asian's favorite time to go to the dentist? tooth-hurty"
"I like to thanks my fingers,I can always count on them,my arm,they're always by my side,and my leg for always supporting me"