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Joke of the Day

"It's not that I'm antisocial. My phone just happens to be a lot more interesting than the entire human population."

"I like black people like I like my coffee I don't really like coffee"

"BOSS: I suspect one of you wrongly uses nouns as verbs. Everyone turns around and stairs at me."

"What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car."

"1 Bitcoin = 19.62 USD. What does it say about your economy when imaginary internet money is worth more than your ""Real World Money""?"

"What do you call a fast country? I ran. Which one is faster? Rush sia. How about d fastest? E jeep. No? K"

"Hope you enjoy my new song, ""Part of This Song's Title Is in Parentheses (For No Reason)."""

"I am woman hear me ROAAAoh is that chocolate?"

"if a picture's worth a thousand words, the people posting photos on twitter are going over by 860 characters"

"When you say the word ""poop"" your mouth makes the same shape as your butthole when you poop The same can be said for ""explosive diarrhea"""