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Joke of the Day
"Why do they call it a non-sequitur? Riot gear."
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"How do bees get to school ? By school buzz !"
"What do you call the CFO of a landscaping company? A hedge fund manager"
"I'm never more irritated by fashion than when I'm trying to stuff something in a fake pocket!"
"I was on holiday in Belgium... Apparently it was obvious that I am German, because an elderly man came to me and said ""you lost something "". ""What?"" I asked surprised. ""The war"" he replied."
"My wife's been missing for two weeks and the police said to prepare for the worst. So I went to the Goodwill and got her clothes back."
"Confucious he say... Man who fart in church, sit in his own pew..."
"I liked Kim Jong-un better when he sang Gangnam Style."
"What do you call an Italian man with a rubber toe Roberto"
"You think you got problems I just mixed a box of regular spaghetti with a box of thin spaghetti Supper is ruined I tell you"