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Joke of the Day
"Why do they call it a non-sequitur? Riot gear."
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"I tried to sell my old dogging stuff on eBay this week, without success. No bidders but I did have 12 watchers."
"How does software eat it's food? By taking large bytes!"
"What did the furniture salesman say when he wasn't happy with his haircut? Its a chaise lounge."
"Ferguson PD plans on removing all German Shepard k-9 units Turns out Germans aren't the problem. They're going to replace them with coon dogs"
"What's the difference between U-Haul and Youtube? People are'nt happy for you when you get loads of hits on your U-Haul."
"A man walks into a bar with a gun and yells ""WHO SLEPT WITH MY WIFE! I'M GONNA KILL 'EM!"" A man calmly stands up and says, ""You ain't got enough bullets, mate."""
"Relationships are like fat people... most of them don't work out."
"And, Johnny? How did your school report turn out?"" asks mother. Come on mom, the most important thing is that I'm healthy!"
"If I swallow magnets will it make me attractive?"