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Joke of the Day
"How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None!"
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"No, I said I wanted to BING you on my kitchen counter. You know, the popular search engine?"
"My father never hit me. But when I was bad, he would take off his belt... And then he'd take off his pants."
"Slowly crawl towards your sleeping dog, put your face directly next to its face, and whisper ""I know it's been you shitting in my yard."""
"Dinner party tip: Gluten allergies can easily be treated by not telling people they are consuming gluten."
"What did the scarf say to the hat? You go on ahead. I'll hang around"
"Whats the difference between an original joke and a repost? I dunno, i just click submit"
"As a child I had a medical condition that meant I had to eat soil 3 times a day in order to survive. Lucky my older brother told me about it"
"Him: Want to play Trivial Pursuit? Me: Sure. But I guarantee you'll win. I'm not that smart. Him: Want to play strip Trivial Pursuit?"
"Why don't sea-gulls fly over bays? Because then they would be bay-gulls."