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Joke of the Day

"My father never hit me. But when I was bad, he would take off his belt... And then he'd take off his pants."

"Maybe if we start the 'Read a Book Challenge' we can raise awareness for stupidity."

"Why was the tree stretching? So it could be timber!"

"Question: what's Erdogan's favorite puzzle game? Answer: pseudo-coup (say it out loud)"

"Why do Asian women have small tits? Because only A's are acceptable."

"So a Jew, a blonde, and a Narcissistic billionaire walks into a bar... Then the bartender says: These presidental elections are starting to seem like a joke."

"Give a man a gun he can rob a bank, give a man a bank and he can rob the whole world"

"What do you call a blonde that dyed her hair brown? Artificial Intelligence."

"why does dr. pepper come in a bottle? his wife died."

"Me: What did she say about me? Friend: She said you ask too many questions Me: She said that? Too many questions? Really? Me? ...What else?"