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Joke of the Day

"Slowly crawl towards your sleeping dog, put your face directly next to its face, and whisper ""I know it's been you shitting in my yard."""

"Ask me if I'm an orange. No."

"Inception (2010) - Five men and one woman plot to nap on a plane."

"The Buddhist idea of Nirvana literally translates to ""Blown Out"" Typically in reference to something like a candle, but occasionally to Kurt Cobain's brains."

"My black friend got offended when I told him a racist joke I told him to lighten up"

"I sent my wife a card that said, ""I DON'T LIKE ANY OF THE BABIES YOU'VE MADE."""

"Why didn't the blind person laugh at my joke? Because he didn't see the funny side to it."

"What's the difference between a white orgy and a black orgy? Five black people having sex is only considered a threesome."

"If these grapes were drugs I'd be overdosing like a child star of the 80s."

"My dad keeps trying to teach us... My dad keeps trying to teach us about our partially Eskimo heritage, but I don't care. I'm just not Inuit."