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Joke of the Day
"What does Game of Thrones have in common with The Sixth Sense? Icy Dead People"
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"College guy: [massaging head] Oh man I got so trashed last night. Raccoon: [massaging stomach with his little raccoon paws] Me too man."
"Your tweets are so boring the NSA just unfollowed you."
"Unexpected things ""It says here on your resume that you're good at saying unexpected things.."" ""Yes I am"" ""But I thought you were gonna say something unexp- ..oh you're good"""
"Dad always thought laughter was the best medicine which I guess is why several of us died of tuberculosis."
"What did the fish say when it swam into the wall? Damn!"
"Rules for wearing animal print yoga pants: 1. Weigh less than the animals they represent 2. 3."
"Knock, knock Who's there? Little old lady. Little old lady who? I didn't know you knew how to yodel!"
"My neighbour left her outdoor stereo blaring & went out for the night. I now have a set of speakers for sale, minus the wires. Call me."
"How do you deal with ignorant people? I really don't know."