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Joke of the Day
"Knock Knock ""Who's there?"" ""Horton heres a"" ""Horton heres a who?"" ""lol yh gud movie m8"""
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"What did 0 say to 8 ? Nice belt"
"How many of my ex-girlfriends does it take to change a lightbulb? One. Apparently she will screw anything."
"Let me tell you about the raccoons that hangout in my garbage. They all have pistols and they would kill ur whole family for one Pringle"
"Knock, knock Who's there? Cecile. Cecile who? Cecile the d-door! There's a m-monster outs-s-side!"
"What do you call a Trump supporter on a Friday night? A bad person"
"What's the difference between George Washington and Nicki Minaj? [Nicki Minaj never owned slaves.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gr1p4KtgOXc)"
"Why was the archeologist depressed? because his career was in ruins"
"What's a cow's favorite chemical? molybdenum monoxide MoO"
"Being single isn't always bad. Look at Kraft cheese for example."