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Joke of the Day

"Let me tell you about the raccoons that hangout in my garbage. They all have pistols and they would kill ur whole family for one Pringle"

"Why is divorce so expensive? Because it is worth it.."

"What is the difference between a strip club and a circus? At a circus has cunning stunts"

"Did you hear about the Chinese military general who deserted his position during a time of war? It was General Tso, and he will always be known as a chicken"

"I can hear music coming out of my printer. I think the paper's jammin' again"

"i like my women like i like my coffee silent"

"He may have a nice car but I have a fast sleigh"

"Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere **Knock Knock** Who's there? Not Sally."

"Dear Men. When a woman says she doesn't want to talk about it, you'd better shut up, grab a chair and get ready to listen...for hours."

"What does a near-sighted gynecologist and a puppy have in common? A wet nose"