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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between George Washington and Nicki Minaj? [Nicki Minaj never owned slaves.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gr1p4KtgOXc)"

"I've been driving for about seven years and haven't had an accident yet... I guess you could call me a wreckless driver"

"The worst thing about Jonestown jokes? The punch line."

"I'll believe corporations are people when conservatives ban them from marrying each other."

"2nd grade poop joke going around. Knock knock. Who's there? Schmelmop."

"Why is lumberjack the only job with some random guy's name attached? Why aren't plumbers called, like, toiletdougs? Or crapperjoels?"

"What do characters at Disney World and strippers have in common? No touching!"

"What do you get if you cross a bee with a quarter of a pound of ground beef? A humburger."

"Why did the dinosaur eat the baby??? It didn't. Humans did not appear until after the extinction of dinosaurs."

"ALL THE JADED LADIES all the jaded ladies ALL THE JADED LADIES all the jaded ladies"