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Joke of the Day

"What did 0 say to 8 ? Nice belt"

"I hate Russian dolls. They're so full of themselves."

"Relationship status: Sitting in Home Depot parking lot, car hood open, and asking men if they can jump me."

"TIFU By posting in the wrong subreddit...."

"Why do black people only have nightmares? Because we shot the only one who had a dream."

"I've just realised that I've got one of those cool body types that can eat whatever I want and get fat."

"What would Abraham Lincoln say if he found out there was a movie about him slaying vampires? What's a movie?"

"Is your penis Ant-man? Because whenever it's time to impress, it shrinks."

"Pease don't make fun of dyslexic dwarfs! It's not big and it's not clever!"

"What does a priest and McDonalds have in common? They both like to stick meat in their 10 year old buns."