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Joke of the Day
"Being single isn't always bad. Look at Kraft cheese for example."
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"What do you call a nun that sleepwalks? A Roamin' Catholic."
"Jesus came to me in a dream and asked me ""do you know how much I love you?"" ""This much"" he said and he spread his arms and died."
"What did Jesus say to the man with leprocy? OOPS! GOT YOUR NOSE!"
"Coworker: Stop Me: collaborate and listen Coworker: Don't Me: you forget about me Coworker: Hey! Me: teacher, leave them kids alone"
"Black people are human beings."
"Fight fire with water. Idiots."
"did you know that the bible doesn't actually contain any references to hell? or heaven? or christ?? it just a bunch of names & phone numbers"
"My son claims he ""loves me,"" but the contents with which he fills diapers he KNOWS I'LL BE CHANGING suggests otherwise."
"*Makes typo* *Deletes tweet* *Deletes account* *Destroys computer* *Changes name* *Moves to Pakistan* *Opens a curry shop*"