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Joke of the Day

"Imagine dressing up as Hitler for Halloween in Israel."

"Why did Bilbo Baggins live for so long? Because old Hobbits die hard..."

"I'm 97% sure President Reagan would be riding a horse through the Middle East right now punching terrorists in the face."

"Where does an ape sleep? In an apricot."

"My dog can predict when an earthquake is going to happen. But television doorbell versus actual doorbell baffles him every time."

"2 cats are racing across the English Channel, an English cat named ""123"" and a French cat named ""Un deux trois."" Which cat won the race? A: The English cat. Un deux trois cat sank."

"I was in a near-sex experience. My wife flashed before my eyes."

"Dyslexics are teople poo!"

"Say what you want about Bill Clinton's Presidency... But he was always hard at work."

"What do you call conjoined twins with the same name? Sharron."