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Joke of the Day

"If only 10 people were to stay alive in this world. what number of healthy males do you think is a good number? And how many females?"

"Susie 1 - Why did Susie fall off the swing? 2 - Because she had no arms 1 - Knock Knock 2 - Who's there? 1 - Not Susie"

"Why did the sex assault victim get triggered by the pear? Because pear in an anagram for rape."

"How do you know the Japanese mass murderer was a chef? He spent his day cutting up vegetables"

"What do you call a Jewish vampire? Nosferajew!"

"Pencil Me In Boy: Do you have a date for Valentine's Day? Girl: Yes, February 14th."

"I'm not sure faith can move mountains... But we all know what it can do to skyscrapers. EDIT: Thanks for the love. More people have upvoted this post than have died in the attacks."

"What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? French onion soup."

"Where's Waldo wears stripes... because he doesn't want to be spotted"

"Why was the battery arrested ? cuz it was charged with electricity ."